December 2009
98 posts
Does this happen to anyone else?
If I need to get up for something but don’t set an alarm I will almost always sleep in. When I do set an alarm I’m always awake about two hours before it’s set to go off. Stupid body with your stupid ways.
Hey, girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with...
– Gerard Way <3 <3 (via letsreinventloveforreal)
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My mum has a really bad habit of telling me about the stupid little arguement she has with other family members. I don’t really understand why she feels the need to do this or why she sounds so proud about it. Is it really such a big achievement to be a bitch for no reason?
Justin Lee Collins
Is on my tv flipping coins.
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Got Jesus’ autograph
No handshake or pat on the ass
His saving grace was...
– Whoreses - Biffy Clyro
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Our older dog simply went out onto the first step, looked around and came back in to lie under the radiator.
My puppy just seen snow for the first time. She put her front paws out the door and sniffed at it for two minutes before finally going outside to wander around and inspect each of the paw prints she left.
This makes me go "AWWWWWH!" →
Looking at cute animals that live in the snow...
How about you?
Christmas used to be so magical but then my sister told me Santa wasn’t real in the middle of Asda. I think that’s when it all started to go down hill.
Beauty is always only an illusion.
– Morgan le Fay
It's snowing
I seem to have turned into a five year old.
I want to watch this right now.
Taran: Have you seen my pig?
Gurgi: Piggy? Round, fat piggy? Big snout
Taran: Yes, yes.
Gurgi: Curly tail?
Taran: That's her! That's Hen-Wen!
Gurgi: Uh-uh, Nope. Gurgi not seen piggy. Nope.
I honestly can't concentrate on anything
This is not good.
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...
– Neil Gaiman (Submitted by: seraphicangel) (via quote-book)
Ever notice how ‘What the hell’ is always the right answer?
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)